I know what you're all saying: "Oh great, Kaz is feeling the need to be creative again. [...] Does he really expect us to read about what he thinks the world is all about, or what it takes to be a contemporary badminton athlete with a penchant for the finer things in life? What a condescending bastard!"(You, 2012) Well, my answer is... hopefully? The truth is that the past three years here in Lotusland have really been something... something...? I guess the term I am looking for is 'bittersweet'. I love this bountiful beauty they call: The "Couve" (1 person calls it that). Alas, my heart belongs in Ontario or maybe a peaceful farm in Japan. However, I am going to spare you the boredom of my long-decayed teen-aged angst. Luckily for you, I will only reveal the most cutting-edge of my narratives and observations. I just want you to remember who the most hilarious guy you ever knew was... WAIT! let me answer that for you it's........Alex Dunn! *empty laughter* of course it's me, but I digress.
Not too long ago, I was dealing with some sort of confidence funk which was surely synergetic with my damned everlasting LSAT phase. A story for another time indeed (several scars, tattoos, and piercings). So hopefully, with a few clever, swift, and sensual keystrokes (gross?) I will have found my voice again.
So please, no topic is beyond my grasp. I will make you feel as comfortable or as uncomfortable as you desire. Are you upset about a giant plastic floating fuck-mess in the pacific ocean? or maybe you are just perturbed that Vanilla Ice is still on top.(Why?) After all, what is better than gratuitous blogging! Nothing JERK!
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